Reflections in the Kiddy Pool

I'm combing my 4,000 or so tweets from the last five years for content to put in my next Kindle book release. This one won't make the book, but I love it so much that I have to enshrine it here, at the hub of the internet (also known as my blog):

It's sad that we've been given the gift of the Internet in an age that has as little to say as our own.