So this is what it must feel like to be the popular media:
Everyone, look at what Stephen King said!
"[Winnebago drivers are] always lined up at the McDonald’s, slowing the whole line down. And I always thought to myself, ‘There’s something really sinister about those people because they’re so unobtrusive, yet so pervasive.’ . . . It would be the perfect way to travel around America and be unobtrusive if you were really some sort of awful creature."
Just look at that mug, he probably hates you, too!