But that day is not today, and here is what you paid your money for, this was supplied by the good people over there at Mental Floss:
A story about Harper Lee:
"The author of one of the great American novels and winner of the 1961 Pulitzer Prize for Fiction had worked as a reservation clerk at Eastern Airlines for eight years when she received a note: "You have one year off from your job to write whatever you please. Merry Christmas." By the next year, she'd penned To Kill a Mockingbird."
In other news, I am now putting my literary aspirations on hold so I can focus all my efforts on resurrecting the now defunct Eastern Airlines in hopes of securing a menial job there...
~Sent From My Cool Phone