Not that it would have been practical, but it's the principle of the thing, if someone offers me a free phone I'm gonna take it every single time. That's a promise.
~Sent From My Cool Phone
|This is Chubs "Chubsy" Jones, he went on to eat his entire vat of chili to prove how "good it was" after coming in last place at the 3rd annual chili cook-off. He never recovered.|
This is Thad Parker, he won three chili cook-offs in row, the pressure to excel quickly drove him mad, and we knew he had snapped when he kept that same look on his face and held that pepper (he called it his "minion") to his face for four days straight. He was promptly placed in an asylum.
|This is known in the chili world as the "Greatest Poster for a Chili Contest Ever Invented."|